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turtle love <3
Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person, is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because he is a vegetarian.
- Brianna: My grandma calls them over the shoulder boulder holders.
- Cassy: They're not boulders, they're more like popcorn shrimp.
- Brianna: Did you just compare your boobs to popcorn shrimp?
- Cassy: Yep
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drunkkkkkkkkkk already.
